well I love romantic comedies and long walks on the beach. Oh and sex.

thewastedgeneration:

future plan:

  • get a hot tattoo artist bf
  • ask for a sleeve for my bday
  • free sleeve ay
  • dump him b/c girls

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and Iโ€™m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someoneโ€™s dream girl

Iโ€™m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

Iโ€™m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

image

nah-gee:

jaylenejoybeligan:

trillytrilll:

nikki-fellatio:

validx2:

damn cuh

Dick game weak

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #icant โœ‹


Omg

XD

nah-gee:

jaylenejoybeligan:

trillytrilll:

nikki-fellatio:

validx2:

damn cuh

Dick game weak

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #icant โœ‹

Omg

XD

(Source: nuclearbummer)

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he canโ€™t do a push-up is so important to me.ย 

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lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra)

shitpostmemeboy:

dogmemes:

hoodbypussy:

ร‰volution inversรฉe

he looked old for 14

โ€œIt took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.โ€
โ€• Pablo Picasso

baptisms:


i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

baptisms:

i donโ€™t think iโ€™ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

ball-deep:

i didnt mean to put it in ur butt babe i swear

ball-deep:

i didnt mean to put it in ur butt babe i swear

thetownofmacaron:

rock-bomber:

[8bit] 8:00 PM | Animal Crossing: New Leaf

I love 8PM in ACNL. It made a quick and easy 8bit in between other 8bit cover works!

On to the next 8bit!

BEST

codename-kp:

mrsmillions:

Oh.

gpoy

codename-kp:

mrsmillions:

Oh.

gpoy

(Source: giphy.com)

awildpav:

missdeadlyromance:

what the ever living fuck

dude Gumball is likethe best show because of shit like this

weirdcyde:

v0nhorror:

cinematic brilliance

Never gets old.

(Source: chrlsty)

(Source: thatwetshirt)