Beep boop bleep blerp

wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

(Source: areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii)

regalasfuck:

i-came-from-the-brotherhood:

singing-hope:

wild-guy:

Courage the Cowardly Dog: Last of the Starmakers

This episode made me cry unmanly tears

^^^

yoo shit was really wild

mamakrabs:

Trainer: Clefairy use Helping Hand!

Clefairy donated $50,000 to cancer research, built 12 schools and in Chad, Africa and created a peace treaty between America and North Korea

Trainer 2: Dragonite Hyper Beam

Clefairy fainted

Trainer 2 wins

But who is the real winner?

image

(Source: u-ok)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(Source: fandamngo)



drawingwerewolves:

ragingnewborn:

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

NOT BREATHING

SCIENCE NERDS

drawingwerewolves:

ragingnewborn:

venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

NOT BREATHING

SCIENCE NERDS

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

starslicer:

theghostofchurch:

college

lmfao.

(Source: stonedpervert)

megachikorita:

some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

(Source: friggindweeb)

apocalypticlumberjack:

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital


This is some 5 nights at Freddy’s shit

apocalypticlumberjack:

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

tangarang:

falcnpunch:

hello darkness my old friend

he waiting

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

This is some 5 nights at Freddy’s shit

(Source: thelandofwtf)

mewitti:

[Hoenn intensifies]

mewitti:

[Hoenn intensifies]

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

wzrdkelley:

when you eatin ya girl out and she start pinching her nipples

image

mildly-happy:

goodolmoon:

rider-waite:

aconnormanning:

thecutestofthecute:

Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.

THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO

the world is a beautiful place after all

meatball

I need two hours of this

(Source: youtube.com)

(Source: akemihiro)